"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You, too? Thought I was the only one.' "
- C.S. Lewis
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
- Aristotle
"If something can go wrong, it will."
- Murphy's Law
"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
- Winston Churchill
"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
- Thomas A. Edison
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
- Woody Allen
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
- Bernard Williams